DJ Lance Rock

Biography

 * Heir to the Zimbabwe Throne. He's Robert Mugabe's Son.
 * Fell in love with Dark Magician Girl after finding out that she's BLACKED.COM via A Sassy & Fat Black Woman's Fat Magic genes.
 * Controller of the Zimbabwe KGB, codenamed "YO GABA GABA".
 * Creates the sickest fuckin' beats using his T H I C C blackness.